Doggy bags are a wonderful thing and one of simple pleasures in life is that blissful moment the pizza from the night before comes out of the microwave and hits your early morning taste buds. The crust might seem a little soggy but all the things that are right out weight the potential staleness. In many ways, this is the story of the latest installment of the Ghostbusters franchise, although this pizza has had a few jalepenos thrown on for good measure. It's been 27 years since the last cinematic instalment of the Ghostbusters franchise, and audiences finally get to see the proton packs blaze away in all their sizzling glory once again. The twist in this film is the much discussed nixing of the original male Ghostbusters characters in favour of an all new of female line-up.
Helmed by director Paul Feig (Bridesmaids, The Heat), the movie, eschews the continuity of the previous films, and the two critically acclaimed animated series from the nineties, in favour of a new narrative that ignores all that has gone before while dragging us safely back into familiar territory. Replacing the original line-up of male Saturday Night Live alumni, are an equally funny group of female comedians drawn from the same show. Added to the convention flipping is Chris Hemsworth, who appears as the useless but hunky 'himbo' receptionist whose main function is to act as eye candy for the 'Busters', as well as to get caught up in events in a way that recalls Rick Moranis' character in the original movies. While the characters are different, Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon, and Leslie Jones portray a similar group of off beat scientists who desperately want their research into the supernatural to be taken seriously while seeking to save New York from a world shattering supernatural apocalypse. If it sounds familiar that's because it is and enjoyably so. What are the jalapenos on this reheated pizza you may ask? Well for some it be the uber-hunky addition of Chris Hemsworth but for others it might be the sparkling, witty and quirky performances of McCarthy and Co who also provide an element of eye candy for the thinking man and possibly for many that don't. For GB geeks, another new pizza topping in this outing is the array of new gadgets the teams creates that sit in their armory alongside the more familiar ones of old. No matter the gender, these 'Busters' love their toys.
While the movie is determined to be a version of Ghostbusters that stands alone in it's own continuity, the film tries desperately to remind us that it is still part of the 80's-90's franchise. You may be the 30 something fan who watched every show, read every comic, had every figure and spent your holidays with your mum's vacuum cleaner strapped to your back and mourn the erasing of your childhood heroes. Don't worry, they are not far away. With frequent cameos by original cast members, even including a bust of the late Harold Ramis, its pedigree is constantly thrust at the audience in case we have forgotten it's the third installment of a popular but long dormant franchise. If we feel that it's not kosher with out the original GB team, they hope to convince us otherwise by turning up like a sprinkling of turkey bacon on a cheese pizza. Ironically Bill Murray, who played the cynical Peter Venkman in the original films, takes on the role of an equally cynical skeptic who publicly challenges the credibility of the Ghostbusters with dire consequences. If all this fails, we get to see a version of the Marshmellow Man and the return of Slimer, the only continuing character to survive all incarnations of Ghostbusters franchise.
Plot wise, the movie safely follows the basic formula of the previous films and reproduces much of the same iconography as the original series. The Ghosbusters must work with and against the City Council to foil a massive supernatural plot centered around New York which threatens the world as we know it. Far from a bad thing, it reminds us of all the fun and silly things that we loved about feasting on the original movies. With proton packs, witty dialogue, ghouls, cranky mayors, a giant monster and an impending apocalypse laid on with thick SFX cheese, this is a reheated dish that is still delicious after all these years. Busting still makes me feel good the third time around.
Monday, 25 July 2016
Thursday, 21 July 2016
The Love of Christ: Letting the Genie Out of the Bottle
In The Beginning
In the first part of the modern era the Christian faith burst onto the cultural scene from what seemed like a disastrous beginning and rose to a point where it was the official religion for the once hostile Roman Empire. The defining elements of this faith were
Doing the Splits
For the early church already finding itself divided from Judaism, schism among its members was an already a sad possibility. Maintaining unity while actively seeking to discourage those that caused division was never an easy thing. Some, believing they were carry on the leadership of Christ's disciples, sometimes disagreed with others who were also considered to hold authority. Charlatans and opportunists were already appearing to take advantage of the good nature of the young movement and looked to lead it in directions that were directly opposed to to the teachings of Jesus of Nazareth. This didn't go unaddressed in the letters and other writing that would in time become collected together as The New Testament. The Gospel of John is very clear about what is important in relation to understanding who Jesus is and the nature of his being. In the Gospel of John it says,
'In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was with God in the beginning. Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it................. The true light that gives light to everyone was coming into the world. He was in the world, and though the world was made through him, the world did not recognize him. He came to that which was his own, but his own did not receive him. Yet to all who did receive him, to those who believed in his name, he gave the right to become children of God— children born not of natural descent, nor of human decision or a husband’s will, but born of God. The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the one and only Son, who came from the Father, full of grace and truth. (The Gospel According to John 1: 1-5, 9-14).'
Here the writer is laying out the idea that the origins of Jesus Christ didn't begin in the womb but stretched back into the very essence of the Eternal Divinity. He was a major player in creation and now He inhabited it. This idea of Christ being eternal divinity, God's Word made flesh, is carried on into the 1st Letter of John, which traditionally the church has attributed to the same author. Here it becomes a rallying point for those who are seeking to discern what teaching and which persons truly represent Christ against those that seek to deceive,
'Dear friends, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from God, because many false prophets have gone out into the world. This is how you can recognize the Spirit of God: Every spirit that acknowledges that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is from God, but every spirit that does not acknowledge Jesus is not from God. This is the spirit of the antichrist, which you have heard is coming and even now is already in the world. (1 John 4: 1-3)'
For John, the most dangerous thing that could take hold of the church was a belief that denied that the divine Word of God, the means by which the unseen Heavenly Father had interacted with his creation since the beginning of time, had not been born into human history as the man Jesus of Nazareth. If Jesus was merely a man or even a spiritual being that merely looked like a man, the Christian message was undermined. God could dwell with in his creation, his creation was good and he loved it enough to die for it. Human life is precious, human life matters, Human life is of eternal value and the way we treat others counts. The way of this world says that someone has to die to pay the piper, the way of Jesus says that if someone has to die to appease the murderous spirit of this world,
it will God giving himself freely. God is love and he loves us, warts and all.
'This is love: not that we loved God, but that he loved us and sent his Son as an atoning sacrifice for our sins. Dear friends, since God so loved us, we also ought to love one another. No one has ever seen God; but if we love one another, God lives in us and his love is made complete in us. (1 John 4: 10-12).'
Dying For the Here and Now
This amazing cocktail of love is the good news of the christian message. We are agents of God's love who share this love with others because He loved us first. In fact it is by our love that people will know us and by which God will recognise us as His people. It seems simple but as history rolled on the same old enemies began to rear their heads. In my own life time God's people seem to have been recognised by their doctrine, their assigned list of beliefs. Often it didn't matter how much this lead to discrimination, oppression, hate and intolerance, what counted was that the persons doctrine was perceived to be right. If this was the case these things could be over looked no matter where it lead the holder of such beliefs. In fact if your life was a mess and you were suffering, it was probably your own fault because you were following the wrong set of beliefs. You probably deserved everything you got. Maybe your faith wasn't strong enough, that's if you had one at all. For many Christians it was belief in a right set of doctrines that guaranteed entrance into heaven and not a belief in the divine power of love that would empower you as a child of the God to transform the world here and now. They forget it was in the 'here and now' that Jesus came and dwelt in order to the redeem the whole 'here and now' from the destruction that a lack of love was bringing upon it.
Street Freak Fear
This has lead to what I call 'street freak fear', the moment when a street preacher approaches you and asks whether you are a Christian. If the answer is in the affirmative, they will begin to tell you why your not and why they need to save you. Loving God and your neighbour is no longer enough, there are levels of Christianity beginning with what ever doctrinal slant the preacher holds to and where ever they see as you sitting theologically. Look out if you belong to another religion all together, you are hell bound no questions asked, despite the fact that Christians believe that Christ is the ultimate judge. Love has seemingly disappeared as the true defining principle of Christ's followers and has been replaced by an adherents to a set of propositions. There was even a time, long after the Romans ceased burning Christians at the stake, that the followers of Christ started burning each other over issues of doctrine. I'm not suggesting that we should turn our backs on the basic tenants of the Apostolic Tradition, only that Christ's command to love comes first in our dealings with others. Instead of being the salt that gives flavour to the world, we are at risk of becoming pickled in our own self righteous juices. Is this how Christ meant it to be?
Release the Genie!
Looking back through history, through reformations, schisms between East and West, inquisitions and crusades, I think it's time for us to return to our first love, Christ and His sacrificial passion for the 'last, the lost and the least'. We need to let the genie out of the bottle and unleash the lavish love of Christ on a world that needs it more than ever. When we meet others, no matter who they are, their well being needs to be our main concern. In fact, the way we treat them is the way we treat Jesus (1 John 4: 19-21). It's always seemed ironic to me that the church has fixated on all kinds of things that it has perceived to be the greatest of sins, even to the point of social isolation and execution, and has ignored the very things Christ said would be the issue in question at the last judgement. We struggle with common law marriage, same sex relationships and evolutionary theory but openly tolerate greed, social inequality, sexism, racism and gossip. Something seems to have been lost over the years.
Nail Your Colours!
If the just, merciful and loving treatment of those around us is the ultimate hallmark of a Christian, why don't we nail our colors to that mast? Why don't we make that our goal? Then we will truly be salt and light in our tiny corner of the cosmos. Only Christ's love has the power to transform our world, when we come to see all humanity as beloved brothers and sisters redeemed by Christ's blood and not enemies to be crushed. We need to let love flow freely and to all, no matter who they are, because in doing so we are showing Christ how much we love him. We need to be the people who cause the vulnerable to breath a sigh of relief in our presence and the ones with a vested interest in suffering to flee or change their hearts. Christ has called us to be the ones who work with him to piece back the broken pieces of the human race into a beautiful mosaic of spirit filled family, at one with its creator and one another. Release the genie now!
In the first part of the modern era the Christian faith burst onto the cultural scene from what seemed like a disastrous beginning and rose to a point where it was the official religion for the once hostile Roman Empire. The defining elements of this faith were
- That the Creator God had entered human form in the person of Jesus of Nazareth, a Jew whose followers saw him as God's promised savior and king.
- He taught that the Law God had given to the Jewish people could be summed up in the two commands, 'Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind' and ‘Love your neighbour as yourself.’
- He was executed by the Romans and that He went willingly to death, offering Himself as the final atoning sacrifice that would allow humanity to reconnect with the divine.
- That He rose from the dead and now is present with God the Father
- That He will return again one day in judgment over the living and the dead, examining each on how they have followed his faith and lived out his commands of love, after which the creation will finally be set free from the bondage that evil forces have had over it.
Doing the Splits
For the early church already finding itself divided from Judaism, schism among its members was an already a sad possibility. Maintaining unity while actively seeking to discourage those that caused division was never an easy thing. Some, believing they were carry on the leadership of Christ's disciples, sometimes disagreed with others who were also considered to hold authority. Charlatans and opportunists were already appearing to take advantage of the good nature of the young movement and looked to lead it in directions that were directly opposed to to the teachings of Jesus of Nazareth. This didn't go unaddressed in the letters and other writing that would in time become collected together as The New Testament. The Gospel of John is very clear about what is important in relation to understanding who Jesus is and the nature of his being. In the Gospel of John it says,
it will God giving himself freely. God is love and he loves us, warts and all.
Dying For the Here and Now
This amazing cocktail of love is the good news of the christian message. We are agents of God's love who share this love with others because He loved us first. In fact it is by our love that people will know us and by which God will recognise us as His people. It seems simple but as history rolled on the same old enemies began to rear their heads. In my own life time God's people seem to have been recognised by their doctrine, their assigned list of beliefs. Often it didn't matter how much this lead to discrimination, oppression, hate and intolerance, what counted was that the persons doctrine was perceived to be right. If this was the case these things could be over looked no matter where it lead the holder of such beliefs. In fact if your life was a mess and you were suffering, it was probably your own fault because you were following the wrong set of beliefs. You probably deserved everything you got. Maybe your faith wasn't strong enough, that's if you had one at all. For many Christians it was belief in a right set of doctrines that guaranteed entrance into heaven and not a belief in the divine power of love that would empower you as a child of the God to transform the world here and now. They forget it was in the 'here and now' that Jesus came and dwelt in order to the redeem the whole 'here and now' from the destruction that a lack of love was bringing upon it.
Street Freak Fear
This has lead to what I call 'street freak fear', the moment when a street preacher approaches you and asks whether you are a Christian. If the answer is in the affirmative, they will begin to tell you why your not and why they need to save you. Loving God and your neighbour is no longer enough, there are levels of Christianity beginning with what ever doctrinal slant the preacher holds to and where ever they see as you sitting theologically. Look out if you belong to another religion all together, you are hell bound no questions asked, despite the fact that Christians believe that Christ is the ultimate judge. Love has seemingly disappeared as the true defining principle of Christ's followers and has been replaced by an adherents to a set of propositions. There was even a time, long after the Romans ceased burning Christians at the stake, that the followers of Christ started burning each other over issues of doctrine. I'm not suggesting that we should turn our backs on the basic tenants of the Apostolic Tradition, only that Christ's command to love comes first in our dealings with others. Instead of being the salt that gives flavour to the world, we are at risk of becoming pickled in our own self righteous juices. Is this how Christ meant it to be?
Release the Genie!
Looking back through history, through reformations, schisms between East and West, inquisitions and crusades, I think it's time for us to return to our first love, Christ and His sacrificial passion for the 'last, the lost and the least'. We need to let the genie out of the bottle and unleash the lavish love of Christ on a world that needs it more than ever. When we meet others, no matter who they are, their well being needs to be our main concern. In fact, the way we treat them is the way we treat Jesus (1 John 4: 19-21). It's always seemed ironic to me that the church has fixated on all kinds of things that it has perceived to be the greatest of sins, even to the point of social isolation and execution, and has ignored the very things Christ said would be the issue in question at the last judgement. We struggle with common law marriage, same sex relationships and evolutionary theory but openly tolerate greed, social inequality, sexism, racism and gossip. Something seems to have been lost over the years.
Nail Your Colours!
If the just, merciful and loving treatment of those around us is the ultimate hallmark of a Christian, why don't we nail our colors to that mast? Why don't we make that our goal? Then we will truly be salt and light in our tiny corner of the cosmos. Only Christ's love has the power to transform our world, when we come to see all humanity as beloved brothers and sisters redeemed by Christ's blood and not enemies to be crushed. We need to let love flow freely and to all, no matter who they are, because in doing so we are showing Christ how much we love him. We need to be the people who cause the vulnerable to breath a sigh of relief in our presence and the ones with a vested interest in suffering to flee or change their hearts. Christ has called us to be the ones who work with him to piece back the broken pieces of the human race into a beautiful mosaic of spirit filled family, at one with its creator and one another. Release the genie now!
Monday, 16 May 2016
The Killer Gorilla: The Role of the Ape in Popular Culture (Part 1)
They lurk through the halls of haunted houses and zoos alike. Fearsome brutes or lovable friends, these creatures have been with us since our ancestors first emerged from the trees and headed out onto the savannah. They are our hairy doppelgängers that roam the jungles of our wild places and haunt our myths and stories. Like dinosaurs, humans both young and old have an enduring love affair with great apes, unlike those prehistoric dragons, these real life monsters still walk among us.
Both a figure of terror and joy, the great apes, along with other primates, holds a position in popular culture closely akin to clowns. They are the not quite humans that, depending on the story or context, can make you laugh with 'monkey business' or tear out your throat when you least expects it. Apes can be real or people in costumes, but either way they are not to be trusted. They are 'almost' humans, or masked humans, and like clowns, they are unpredictable in nature. It's no coincidence that from time to time clowns, chimpanzees, as well as monkeys, are often portrayed together. They are agents of chaos that amuse by their disregard for convention and mimicry of the human condition. The violent action of a clown towards another is funny, the same action towards a normal person could be injurious. The 'aping' of human behaviour by a monkey or small chimpanzee can be amusing, though when carried out by a gorilla, who decides to 'go ape', it can be lethal.
Both a figure of terror and joy, the great apes, along with other primates, holds a position in popular culture closely akin to clowns. They are the not quite humans that, depending on the story or context, can make you laugh with 'monkey business' or tear out your throat when you least expects it. Apes can be real or people in costumes, but either way they are not to be trusted. They are 'almost' humans, or masked humans, and like clowns, they are unpredictable in nature. It's no coincidence that from time to time clowns, chimpanzees, as well as monkeys, are often portrayed together. They are agents of chaos that amuse by their disregard for convention and mimicry of the human condition. The violent action of a clown towards another is funny, the same action towards a normal person could be injurious. The 'aping' of human behaviour by a monkey or small chimpanzee can be amusing, though when carried out by a gorilla, who decides to 'go ape', it can be lethal.
Out side of the realms of biological science, monkeys and apes are generally seen by most cultures to be one and the same. Chimps, orang-utans and gorillas are just big tailless monkeys. In some cultures apes were believed to be men that had been cursed by the god's to be less than human. The Indonesians thought that the orang-utans were the descendants of people who had left human society and had walked of into the forest. Greek mythology mentions two forest creatures, the Ceropes, who were famous for their mischief making in the ancient world. Some legends tell how Zeus turned them into monkeys others describe how Hercules tied them to a pole by their feet and carried them hanging upside down after they stole his weapons. It was only when they couldn't stop laughing at his posterior that he joined in the mirth and let them go. India and China also have their own monkey deities, Hanuman and Sun Wukong, both known to have been mischief makers and who various times required a level of forced restraint to be placed upon them in their journey towards spiritual maturity. Both were also described as being formidable warriors.
The concept of the ape as a figure of fear can be traced back to
the Edgar Allan Poe's 1841 story, Murders
in the Rue Morgue. It
tells the story of two women who are found murderer inside their home by an
unknown, unseen killer. Having seen nothing, all the witnesses claim to have
heard someone speaking in a strange language that none of them understand.
Assuming the killer to have been a foreigner, it comes as a surprise when the
perpetrator turns out to be an escaped orang-utan with a cut throat razor that
has killed the women. Climbing in through the window of the women's apartment, it has tried to mimics
it's owners daily shaving routine, slit one woman's throat and strangled the
other in the excitement. Here it is the ape as the 'almost human' that has lead
to a lethal out come. The ape that can innocently 'ape' human behaviour can
also lose control and become a super strong, savage killer when threatened.
Coming face to face with a Gorilla, a name often used generically for any large
ape regardless of species, could be a meeting of two like beings or a
confrontation with a manlike monster that could snap your spine like a
pretzel.
The phenomenon of the orang-utan being mistaken as a foreigner
also resonates with the common use of ape or monkey being used as a racial
slur. From the myth that apes and monkeys were men who had been cursed to the
evolutionary ideas that culminate in Charles Darwin's 'On the Origins of
Species (1859),' the ape was seen as something less than a
civilised human. If modern man had evolved from apes then perhaps there were
people who were further down the evolutionary path. Such people would be ripe for oppression and someone to be feared due to their primitive passions. In the eyes of white
supremacists at the turn of last century, and possibly many who considered
themselves to be fair minded and moderate, it was no mistake that both
African slaves and gorillas hailed from the same continent. Both were products
of the jungle and thus had a connection with each other that wasn't shared with
other 'more advanced and civilised races'. It stood to reason that the African
was closer to the beast and needed to be tamed, less he 'go ape', cause havoc
and run off with the nearest white women. Thus the ape became a cipher, consciously or
unconsciously, for the white man's fear of the foreigner in his midst,
especially the enslaved men of Africa that threaten to
unleash the wild passion of the jungle on polite white society. A prime example
of this can be seen in the first screen adaptation of 'Tarzan of the Apes
(1918) where Jane is stolen by a native tribesman instead of a great ape, as in
the original novel. It may have been changed for very practical reasons but the
choice of replacement is telling. Whether it is an ape or an African native,
the film makers saw them as interchangeable; both represented the
primal savagery of the jungle that wanted nothing more than to steal the
beautiful white woman away from her people. In this way the ape comes to
signify the 'other', the things that lurk outside the respectable centre of
society and are feared by those with in that centre, It stands to reason that the ape would take its place in the growing pantheon of horror icons, vampires, werewolves and Frankenstein monster among them.
As the 20th century began to unfold, the gorilla emerged front and
centre in the parade of scary things that were being rolled out by the popular
culture of the time to thrill a populace trying to recover from a terrible
world war. Whether at the cinema, the circus or in comic books, the ape had
climbed into a position were it had taken its place as king.
To be continued
Tuesday, 5 April 2016
Batman L Superman: The Dawn of Bromance

Recently I went to see the much awaited Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice. I kept waiting for someone to turn on the lights so I could see what was going on with in the movie. I kept waiting for the familiar triumphant fanfare to announce Superman's rise to victory and his transcendence as the Man of Steel. I kept waiting for the familiar thrill as Batman finally assembled the necessary bat-weapons to defeat the on coming threat. What I got was darkness, no fanfare of victory, a Batman misguidedly trying to kill the good and a lingering malaise reminiscent of Good Friday. I could only hope that Sunday's a'comin. Hollywood couldn't just take these icons of truth and justice and leave them as jaded and cynical parodies of their true selves. They just couldn't. It was The Last Temptation of Christ all over again. So in good evangelical style, to reassure myself that all was right in heaven and earth, I decided to go back to the text, not the apocryphal tales spun by the merchants of revisionism in recent decades, but the original meeting of the 'The World's Finest' by writer Edmond Hamilton and artist Curt Swan.
It was May-June 1952. Harry S Truman was in his last term as U.S. President and the Korean War was moving into its third and final year. The University of Tennessee admitted its first Afro-American student and Queen Elizabeth II was crowned Queen of the United Kingdom and its Commonwealth. In the world of letters, Wernher von Braun begins his series of articles laying the foundation for the up coming space race and in Superman no. 76, the Man of Steel meets the Caped Crusader for the first time.
In Gotham City , Batman's war on crime has been so successful that he finds the time to take a well earned rest. Over in Metropolis, Superman has put the finishing touches on the city's new Hall of Learning and has finally reached the start of his scheduled vacation. And there is no better way for two weary crime fighters to unwind than in the relaxing atmosphere of a luxury cruise ship.
On a cruise anything can happen. Regular routines and relationships are left behind and new ones are formed. With Robin and Jimmy Olsen out of the picture, Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne find themselves sharing a cabin, and the scene is set for one of the greatest bromances in history to flourish. When a dockside Lois is caught in the flames of a fiery jewel heist, both heroes jump to her rescue only to catch each other in their cabin changing into their super-alter egos. Between these two men, a bond of trust immediately begins to grow, seeking to solve the mystery of the jewel heist together. Though not all is smooth sailing for this new super couple. One thing that can often threaten a budding bromance is the presence of an attractive woman. Instead of staying on shore, Lois Lane has also joined the cruise in pursuit of the unknown jewel thief and jealousies flare as she over looks the Man of Steel for the tall dark and mysterious Batman. Though this rift in their relationship doesn't last long once the crook is captured. When the ship finally return to shore, the beautiful Miss Lane turns cougar, finally choosing the Boy Wonder as her next dinner date. The bromance is safe and the future of this occasional crime fighting partnership is assured. Thus endeth the lesson.
As I closed the holy text, I reflected on the apocryphal Batman V Superman movie once again. Gone is the mutual respect and camaraderie, as the ageing Batman decides that his only recourse against this seemingly all powerful, bat-critical, new kid alien on the block, is to impale him on his long glowing kryptonite spear. It is then that Superman seemingly mentions Batman's Mum. How low could things go? Gone was the bromance, replaced by beef cake distrust and macho rivalry, shot down by an exploding kryptonite bat-bullet and talk of Mums. Where had the love gone?
One thing that can always heal a broken bromance is the persuasive voice of a beautiful woman or, in this case, a trinity; the Mother, the Daughter-in-law and the Spirit of Truth. As the two titans descend into mortal combat, it is Martha Kent, Lois Lane and Wonder Woman that intercede and help the rivals to see each other for who they truly are, muscly men in capes who stand for truth, justice and beating up the criminally insane. Before the movie eventually gets to the business end, the bromance is back, with the Dark Knight a bonafide super-fan and the Man of Steel a true bat-liever. This bromance was not man-love at first sight, but one forged in battle and birthed from some heavy duty man wrestling.
Sunday, 3 January 2016
The Massacre of the Holy Innocents: Humanities Guilt
Amongst all the joy and celebrations of the Christmas season, a tragic story lurks amongst the tales of wise men, angels and shepherds that goes unknown by many both with in and outside the church. The Massacre of the Holy Innocents is a story found in the Gospel of St Matthew (80-90 AD), squeezed in between the flight of the holy family to Egypt and their return to Judea after the death of King Herod the Great. The King James Version puts it thus,
'Then Herod, when he saw that he was mocked of the wise men, was exceeding wroth, and sent forth, and slew all the children that were in Bethlehem, and in all the coasts thereof, from two years old and under, according to the time which he had diligently enquired of the wise men. Then was fulfilled that which was spoken by Jeremy the prophet, saying, In Rama was there a voice heard, lamentation, and weeping, and great mourning, Rachel weeping for her children, and would not be comforted, because they are not (Matthew 2: 16-17).
As in much of his account of the birth of Christ, Matthew gives us few details out side of the bare bones of the story. We are not told who the slaughtered children were or how many were killed. This had to be left to the fertile imagination of the early church to fill in the details. The remains of two child saints, St Sicarius of Bethlehem and St Memorius, are still venerated as victims of the massacre how ever the authenticity of such claims doesn't go unquestioned today, with the likelihood of such remains surviving intact until the time of the early church's interest in relics being extremely unlikely. According to Wikipedia, that font of all knowledge, numbers such as 14,000, 64,000 and 144,000 were given by different church traditions, the later of which seems to be derived from John's vision in Rev 7: 4, suggesting that these numbers are more likely theological than actual. However given the size of the Bethlehem population at the time, approx 1000, according to William Barclay, the amount of children two and under may have been anything from twenty to thirty babies. Other sources suggest that archaeological excavation of ancient Bethlehem shows that the population may have been a low as 300, suggesting a figure closer to six children in the age range of two and under (Gordan Franz, biblicalarcheology.org). Still the massacre of six children is a terrible event, just as the loss of one can shatter the world of a parent.
The next mention of the Massacre of the Holy Innocents is found in a book with the long winded title of The Protoevangelium of James. Written about 140 AD, this book, which begins with an account of Mary's infancy and childhood, draws its version of the birth of Christ from the canonical gospels. Here it is not just the life of Christ that is in danger but the life of John the Baptist as well. Included in the killing is John's father, Zechariah, who is slain in the forecourt of the Jerusalem Temple after refusing to reveal the location of his infant son.
It
wasn't until around 400 AD that a mention of the slaughter appears in a
non-Christian source. The historian Macrobius in
his Saturnalia says, "when Augustus had heard, that
among the children within two years of age, which Herod king of the Jews
commanded to be slain in Syria, his own son had been killed, he said: 'It is
better to be Herod's hog than his son.' (Macrobius, Saturnalia 2.f.11). However this passage
seems to confuse the massacre with Herod's murder of his own son which was a
separate event with an identical motive.
It
would seem that with such support from ancient texts that Massacre of the Holy Innocents would be generally accepted as an historical fact, however this is far
from the case. Although
it would seem that the Protoevangelium of James is
an early second source for an account of the massacre, it is heavily dependant
on the Gospel of St Matthew and therefore is not an independent account
of the incident. Even
the seemingly independent account of Macrobius and
its mention of the broader area of Syria
and not specifically Bethlehem,
cannot be considered a reliable evidence for the event. The confusion of the
whole account and the four centuries between the events described and
Macrobius' work, render this passage an unreliable source. Although a non-Christian, it is not inconceivable that Macrobius had
become familiar with the story of the massacre through accounts told by the
adherents of the popular Christian religion and that had it had entered the popular
consciousness.
The main point that leaves many historians sceptical is that, besides The Gospel of St
Matthew, no other contemporary witnesses mention the massacre in Bethlehem and it
surrounds. This leads them to speculate that maybe the whole event was a sacred
creation, a bit of parable writing, to try and compare Jesus with Moses,
another survivor of a fearful kings infanticidal intentions.
Despite such a act being totally in line with Herod's other brutal acts to
protect his kingship, with only Matthew's word to go by and no other
contemporary independent sources to back the story up, some want to place it in
the category of story created to teach theological thought rather than
historical reality.
There
is a tragic twist to all this speculation. Some suggest that in a world where
children's rights were virtually non-existent and a king could slaughter six infant peasant subjects with out impunity, such an event would probably go
unrecorded. This was a world where children were property and infant mortality
was not uncommon. A Roman father was entitled to let his new born child die if
unwanted and the Greeks in Sparta
regularly practised infanticide as birth control (Franz). In such a world, why
would the death of a handful of children warrant a mention in the annals of
Roman Imperial history.
If
anything the ambiguity around the historicity of the event is probably the most poignant element of the whole affair. Whether or not the event happened will
never be answered for secular historians because in the bigger scheme of things
it didn't matter. The account serves as a reminder of all the atrocities that
have been visited on the helpless and powerless in fear by those welding power. It is fitting that we find it told in the birth story of the one who called
for a new way of seeing things, where the powerless are kings and the tyrants
are in last place. In the kingdom of Jesus the slaughtered babes of Bethlehem
and all other times, sit in the places of honour and look down on us,
calling us each to make a difference so the vision of Christ's kingdom of love
can become a reality where ever we find ourselves.
“And
God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more
death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for
the former things are passed away.”
Revelation
21:4 KJV
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